You think you had a hard childhood? It's got nothing on mine. Mum practically kicked me out the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my Dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the boy next door who was always beating me up and saying I'm worthless. It's not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it. My entire life was just moving from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.
You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought i could help him get laid.
I also got to hang around this weird ginger chick, who found pleasure in constantly hitting me.
But dear god the bane of my existance was this adult couple I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples who are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Yeah they were really creepy, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut up.
Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going
was my dream of becoming a pokemon master.
You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought i could help him get laid.
I also got to hang around this weird ginger chick, who found pleasure in constantly hitting me.
But dear god the bane of my existance was this adult couple I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples who are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Yeah they were really creepy, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut up.
Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going
was my dream of becoming a pokemon master.
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